WORD OF THE DAY: Acaulescent

Acaulescent: (Adj) Having no stem or a very short one.
 

In a sentence:

Concierge: These flower arrangements in the lobby are stunning.

Maid: They are but I’m not keen on acaulescent displays.

Concierge: What do you mean?

Maid: Acaulescent means having no stem or barely visible stems.

Concierge: I have just realised my wife has been making fun of me since our honeymoon.