3: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Yes they might have split, but surely that would add to the electricity in this hotel.

It would be beautiful, swamped by paparazzi and there might even be a summer house called the Anniston for those who thought they wanted to move into the main building, but then realised it wasn’t quite all that they thought it would be and decided they wanted to move back out to the summer house.

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Name of hotel: Splitsville Hotel and Resort, To The Lawyers