At least three people every hour wrongly dress up as dragons and apply for dragoman positions. At least three people every hour wrongly dress up as dragons and apply for dragoman positions.

Dragoman: (noun) the official title of a person who would function as an interpreter, translator and official guide between Turkish, Arabic, and Persian-speaking countries and polities of the Middle East and European embassies.

In a sentence:

Austrian Ambassador: Where is my dragoman that I ordered?

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GM: Here he is your Excellency.

Austrian Ambassador: This is your concierge dressed up as a dragon.

GM: Yes, as you requested for your meeting with the UAE Minister.

Austrian Ambassador: Can he speak Arabic and English?

GM: No, but we have taught him to do a pretty ferocious roar.

Austrian Ambassador: You are an idiot.

Concierge: There’s no pleasing some people boss.

GM: Shut up. And pick up your tail when you walk, you will trip up a guest.